imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
“Walk around in a short skirt and you are asking to get raped, it’s instinct. It’s like throwing meat in a shark tank and telling them not to eat it” the apologists say.
The activists breathe a collective sigh,
“YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING SHARK” they scream.
“Good luck with that” said the vegan “We’ve been trying to convince them they aren’t lions for years now.”